"I speak of the pompitous of love." Maurice is my name. 18. Pepsi. Portola, CA and Reno, NV are the two places I call home--worst of two worlds, but they're my two worlds. Tumblr.

 

Guys! I’m sad to say I’m selling my 2001 Subaru Outback. New engine only has 25,000 miles on it, 4 wheel drive, 4 cylinder engine, about 28 mpg highway, new manual transmission. Anyways, if possible I would like to have someone I know buy it, someone I know will take care of it. Text me if you want more info: (775)530-0863. Tell me who you are, cuz I lost all my contacts when I got a new phone.

Guys! I’m sad to say I’m selling my 2001 Subaru Outback. New engine only has 25,000 miles on it, 4 wheel drive, 4 cylinder engine, about 28 mpg highway, new manual transmission. Anyways, if possible I would like to have someone I know buy it, someone I know will take care of it. Text me if you want more info: (775)530-0863. Tell me who you are, cuz I lost all my contacts when I got a new phone.

"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather."
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Fact

How to be SWAG. Step 1: look like you takin a fat dump. Step 2: wear sunglasses inside. Step 3: where your hat rotated at a 75 degree angle. Step 4: show the top part of your upper teeth. Step 5: you must be born with swag to swag. And say Yolo a lot. Yolo!

How to be SWAG. Step 1: look like you takin a fat dump. Step 2: wear sunglasses inside. Step 3: where your hat rotated at a 75 degree angle. Step 4: show the top part of your upper teeth. Step 5: you must be born with swag to swag. And say Yolo a lot. Yolo!

Found the guy that walks his goat at Nevada. #Reno #UniversityOfNevada #CollegeLife  (at Ansari Business Building)

Found the guy that walks his goat at Nevada. #Reno #UniversityOfNevada #CollegeLife (at Ansari Business Building)

Notice something missing? Yeah, everything. I have never wanted to kill someone more. Lock your cars, take me as a warning.

Notice something missing? Yeah, everything. I have never wanted to kill someone more. Lock your cars, take me as a warning.

I’m here mostly to watch TV … I mean work out …

I’m here mostly to watch TV … I mean work out …

Finished GTA V. What a great fucking game! #GTAV #Trevor #Franklin #Michael

Finished GTA V. What a great fucking game! #GTAV #Trevor #Franklin #Michael

Waiting for my drug test.

Waiting for my drug test.